NODE: BEND_OR
FUCK Bend
Status: Culture Deleted //Median Home Price: $847,000+ // Average Service Wage: $18/hr
BEND_OR
Bend is Dead.
Long live the 'Experience.'
We remember when the Westside was a neighborhood, not an Airbnb portfolio...
The stats don't lie, but they sure do hurt:
The $800k Barrier:When the median home price hit three-quarters of a million dollars...
The Corporate Mountain:Mt. Bachelor isn't a mountain; it's a line item...
Fuckbend.com is the digital middle finger to the gentrification, the pretension, and the systematic displacement of the people who actually liked it here before it was 'curated.'
We aren't 'Visiting Bend.' We're watching it burn.
Metric 01
$224
Peak Daily Lift Ticket
Metric 02
2,543+
Active Airbnbs
Syncing...
The Wall of Shame: Bend
#1
"I moved here for the 'access', but now I spend 45 minutes in traffic just to get to the trailhead."
Local Resident[2025]
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*Assuming a 20% down payment ($169,400.00) on the median $847,000.00 home, saving 20% of your pre-tax income.
The Douchebag Index: bend
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Shit My Landlord Said
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1x Anti-Pretension Beanie$25.00
Total$25.00